"Earth getting too mainstream for you? Try our Mars package - now with 30% less oxygen and 100% more Elon tweets!"

Colonists on Mars

MISSION CONTROL

Status: Ready

Animated rocket

Space Weather Report

Retro space weather map

Mars: Dust storms, bring a scarf! 🌪️

Jupiter: Hurricane party, BYOB! 🌀

Saturn: Chilly with a chance of rings. ❄️

Galactic Destinations

Retro galactic map

Explore: Elon's Mars Resort, The Milky Way Diner, Black Hole Beach!

CHOOSE YOUR SPACECRAFT

Space Travel Checklist

  • Towel Icon Bring towel (Douglas Adams approved)
  • Alien Handshake Icon Learn alien handshake
  • Space Sunscreen Icon Pack space sunscreen (SPF ∞)

Customer Reviews

Alien Avatar

"Best space travel ever! 10/10 would recommend!" - Zorg from Alpha Centauri

Astronaut Avatar

"The zero-gravity yoga class was out of this world!" - Buzz from Earth